Wednesday, December 23, 2009

White House Christmas Tree Ornaments

O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree!

What would you expect to be hanging from the WH Christmas tree?

Well, if it is an Obama tree this is what you will find:

A Chairman Mao Ornament

Why not a Hitler ornament Mr. President? Oh, you do not want to offend your Jewish base. Just slip in a Chinese communist that murdered more people than Adolf did and the Americans will continue to sing your praises, how joyful.

I know your Church taught hate, oh right that was hate for America not for tyrannical communists. Many Freedom loving people can embrace the imagery of Mao hanging from a tree BUT not as a place of honor adorning the White House Christmas tree.

Perhaps the inclusion of Chairman Mao was for your commie-loving friends such as the former Red Green Jobs Czar, Van Jones and the former WH Communications Director, Anita Dunn and her husband, which is your current WH Counsel Robert Bauer. Yes, we know Mr. Baer also served as former counsel to Osama Bin Laden's bodyguard & chauffer.

You can read about those aforementioned WH stars here, here, here, and here.

Ah, the company you keep Mr. President; it is indeed fitting that Chairman Mao is a part of your tree.

The Transvestite Ornament

second image is of autograph

Well the ornament isn't a transvestite...not that there is anything wrong with that...

The O tree has hanging from its branch an autographed ball emblazoned with the image of Hedda Lettuce. For those of you not in the know, Mr. Lettuce is actually Steven Polito and a self-proclaimed gay man and drag queen.

Why pray tell does he/she deserve such an honor to be featured on the WH tree?

Don't know, but the imagery is let's just say bi-curious. Mr. Lettuce in his world of make believe dresses up as a woman and Obama dresses up as a patriotic commander-in-chief.

Don't nuances and juxtapositions make you all giggly inside?

I'm sure Hedda can regale us with stories of star-struck men with a Chris Matthews like adoration that were thrilled to be in his company. I'm sure they also arrived with a willful blindness to the truth of his makeup.

...huh, wha!? You mean to tell me...but I didn't know...

Move along folks, nothing to see here, nothing to see, ignore the lump in the throat.

The Obama Mt Rushmore Ornament

The White House Christmas tree will not be complete without The One himself super-imposed onto an image of a Mt. Rushmore ornament. In a Bizarro world terms such as 'unbelievable' no longer fits.

Unlike 52% of the American voters, there is a group of proud 48-percenters that were not fooled by Obama's beard.

O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree,
Your branches green red delight us.
They're green red when summer days are bright;
They're green red when winter snow is white.
O, Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree,
Your branches green red delight us!


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