Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Conservative vs Liberal


(H/T Phil) Author unknown

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.

If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.

If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.

A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a person of color is conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.

Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed.

If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he's in labor and then sues.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

A liberal will delete it because he's "offended"...


Mike Hatz said...

Dammit, Tony, I think you nailed this one in the bull's eye, first shot!

As you know, I don't actually consider myself a Conservative, really. Yet I feel a real camaraderie with them, since they seem to use common sense and logic.

So, in truth, I think the post could be more accurately entitled "Liberals vs. Non-Liberals". Lets face it; Conservative, constitutionalists, Libertarians, Reformers - We're all the same enemy to most Libs!TO most of them, we're all the same enemy!

juslen said...

I like this list very much, I fit into the category of religion, I do not believe in god so I do not go to church. Yet I defend those who do believe, because that is part of their freedom. Yet Liberals want to silence them. This is true with nearly all issues in regards to the right and the left. I may not agree with someone, but I do not want to shut them down, I simply want to others like myself to stand up against them and prove them wrong.